Saturday, May 21, 2011

Come on Universe.

Hi Universe. It’s me. I’m just writing to you today to request something small. Really its nothing to big and I know you can handle it. You see I have this friend…he’s a little guy that has a bad lot in life. He only has one job and it’s not a fun job. But when he does it right it could mean the world to someone else. So Universe I’m asking you to help him out. Let me explain -

He gets to hang out in a small cramped space for most of his days. When he is called up to duty the poor guy’s role is simply to get peed on. Now no one likes to get peed on (well at least not most normal people that is) so if he has to go through this why not giving him the satisfaction of producing two lines? One extra line is not a big deal. It’s not even that much effort. Just one more little spot of color lined up in a row.

So Universe, if you could just consider helping this guy out that would be great. Sometimes we all need a little extra help to fulfill our potential.

Thank you very much,
Me

Posted by Lindsay at 1:00 PM

11 comments:

  1. SandyMay 21, 2011 at 2:58 PM

    Good luck! I have my fingers crossed for you!

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  2. JMMMay 21, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    LOL! Good luck!! :)

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  3. KristinMay 21, 2011 at 3:53 PM

    Hope that little guy (and you) get your second line soon. Good luck.

    ICLW #6

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  4. babycrazykiwiMay 21, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    *Hugs*...those lines will come one day Lindsay xx

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  5. MirandaMay 21, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    ooooooh come on line #2!! Keeping fingers and toes crossed for all of you. :)

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  6. CaseyMay 22, 2011 at 3:39 AM

    A fantastically funny post on a very serious subject. Hoping for two lines for you very soon. (Here from IComLeaveWe)

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  7. JustHeatherMay 22, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    Stopping by for my first month of ICLW.
    Thanks for the cute post! I'm wishing for the very same thing right now and it isn't happening. I hope 3 more days of waiting will produce a different effect. Come on Universe!

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  8. CarliaMay 22, 2011 at 3:37 PM

    ha ha ha! well said! i sure hope your wish is granted and those two little lines appear! crossing everything for you!

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  9. AnonymousMay 22, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    Love it! I always like to call the elusive second line "proof that my pee is magic"
    crossing my fingers for you!

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  10. AnonymousMay 23, 2011 at 9:14 AM

    stopping from ICLW

    you should also mention that giving that poor guy an extra line will make him LOVED!

    good luck - I hope you make one of those guys feel loved really, REALLY soon!

    BTW - love the look of your blog!

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  11. CarmelaMay 23, 2011 at 1:28 PM

    I love this! So funny! I too I'm hoping that the little guy gets to see another line.

    Good luck! Happy ICLW!
    Carmela #56

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